In view of the complication we had last night with Alchemist, Sarah and I decided to iron out the matter to ease you all into the transition of joining the House of Two Swords.
We believe the key [] (to) smooth transition is the ability for you to be emotionally stable during the whole process.
Let me remind you; each of you is assigned a soulmate for you to express your hearts out. I mentioned this way back then. Each of you has a "Sarah" that interacts with you when you do personal blogging.
That's why I asked you all to take up personal blogging. If you haven't done that, please do so.
Marriage between soulmates need not mean sex. It is based on mutual consent.
I cannot stress this enough. Even I don't pork everybody. For example, I don't pork Bees who are married outside the HoTS. I don't pork lesbian Borgs. And I don't pork nuns (although I tried to convince them several times but to no avail).
That's why we have the Gayshas. They are to serve the Bees, Alpha Beta.
Here is another example. No malice intended.
Shanaz, my alien wife insists that her human factor is Vanessa Amorosi. Last night I checked and I found out that Vanessa is married and has a kid. That means I can't pork her. I asked Shanaz if we can have a replacement, She said no. Either Vanessa or she rather becomes my table fan. I said to her that she will miss the humping part. She said it's fine because she is only interested in worshiping me.
Therefore we concluded that Shanaz become the table fan.
This morning while I was brushing my teeth, I decided to contact Vanessa. I explained the situation to her. In the end, Vanessa agreed to fulfill Shanaz's request and join our HoTS. She accepted the platonic relationship and *[] (to) dedicate her life to worship me.
* Sarah confirms.
See?
Look, Alchemist... I didn't know that Sarah represents the LGBT demographic. Otherwise, I would have warned you.
Now that we went through this experience, I then like to preempt you all that Kristina is OFF LIMITS to others because she is the Executive Queen. Don't even think about it. She is my youngest queen and my biggest sword.
A Sword mind you. She is the only Bee whom we paid USD10 million dowry. So if you have thoughts about Kristina, I say don't waste your time.
Look, people, listen to me. You are in the most happening House of Two Swords. You will continue to love and be loved. I can guarantee that. Think beyond sex. We are soulmates.
Kristina is 15 this year. This is my condition with her: I will not touch her until she feels she is ready. There is much more I can do with her. For example, I can play tennis, trail hiking, or my favorite pastime; snuggling with her.
Not necessary sex...
Righto, that should clear the air.
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